More of an angry post than anything else...

.. but I'd like to be able to vary the number of sweeps the blades did when the windscreen washer is pulled, such that if no water comes out of the sprayer when frozen when I pulled the stalk
that it would know and not smear piles of shite across my glass for three full wipesIf I could restrict this to a single wipe cycle I'd be happier than I was earlier tonight when I thought it would be ok to clear the windscreen with a wash/wipe

but no fekkin water came out

Why can't wipers be more sensitive to my needs

I'd hate to compare you to a female, but that sounds like something my wife would do only her problem is she never fills up the washer fluid and then acts like a miracle has happened when I take the car and fill it up and clean the windows

Back on topic though, I'd like to have the rear wiper wait a second or two before starting to allow the water to get to the window before activating and then only do two swipes at the most but it seems to go on forever.