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« on: March 05, 2010, 08:06:58 AM » |
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A man owned a small farm in Norfolk. The EU Working Time Agreement Board paid him a visit claiming he was not paying the correct wages, and sent an Inspector to interview him.
"I need a list of your Employees, and how much you pay them", demanded the Agent.
"Well," replied the Farmer, "There's my Farm Hand who's been with me for 3 years, I pay him £150.00 a week, plus free room & board. The Cook has been here for 18 months, I pay her £120.00 a week plus room & board. There's the Half Wit. He works 18 hours a every day and does 90% of the work around here. He makes about £10.00 a week, pays his own room and board, I buy him a bottle of Whisky every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my Wife occasionally".
"That's the guy I want to talk to", said the Agent. "Ah," said the Farmer "that'll be me!
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2010, 01:42:11 PM » |
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(much the same happens at my place...)
I wouldn't have thought of you as a whisky drinker  But I can relate to the "sleeps occasionally with..." bit  |
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i30 CRDi 1.6 Premium manual in Mica [Stone] Black. She's called Fergie
News: Missing Man found safe and well.
He's okay for cash and water then.
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2010, 03:04:05 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2010, 11:38:06 PM » |
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my other car is an i30
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