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« on: March 06, 2010, 09:51:13 AM »
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An American tourist finished his day at a Barcelona restaurant. Whilst sipping his beer, he notice a sizzling, scrumptious platter being delivered to the next table, it smelt and looked so good he enquired "What's that?", the waiter replied " Ah, senor, you have excellent taste, those are called Cojones de Toro, that's Bull Testicles, from a Bull fight earler today". The Yank said, "I'll have some". "Sorry," said the waiter "Only one Bull a day is killed, but try us tomorrow, it is called The Special del Dia.
The Yank returned next evening and ordered The Special del Dia. After a few bites he said "these are delicious, but much smaller than yesterday's dish". The waiter shrugged his shoulders, and replied "Senor, sometimes the Bull wins...........
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