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Anyone got a toilet seat that washes their private parts then drys?

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Reply #30: July 24, 2013, 11:28:03
Ah!! The perfeck solution
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Reply #31: July 25, 2013, 23:41:35
Quote from: Ugly Mongrel on July 23, 2013, 13:30:20
Here's a gas fired bidet for you, Lakes. Just unhook the Weber, grab the binoculars and you'll be set. :goodjob2:




Beautiful , thank's UM.

Hey just got the binoculars but  don't think a bidet will happen as I like those loo with a view Aussie seats.

Hey Allan sorry for getting you into this  Shit mate. But I recon the bidet wouldbe great!


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Reply #32: August 02, 2013, 11:39:54
Well was talking to my friend Jean , she is from GB & a good sort too. she said she had one ( Bidet ) in GB & wished we had them here, said so hi jean ic & nice. the way she talks could be a saleswoman LOL :rofl:. so i said i'll look into it but sound like could be a shock at the start.

Rick no doubt u got a tough but m8  :rofl:  but what happens after some but kickin' chilli mix? :rofl:
cheers
oh forgot to ask Jean if she has a bum fetish  :rofl:



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Reply #33: August 03, 2013, 12:14:28
Quote from: Lakes on August 02, 2013, 11:39:54
Rick no doubt u got a tough but m8  :rofl:  but what happens after some but kickin' chilli mix? :rofl:
cheers

Butt kickin Chilli Mix,No Problem,Pope Garden hose,cheaper than a Bidet  :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Reply #34: August 03, 2013, 12:46:42
 :rofl: :goodjob:

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Reply #35: August 03, 2013, 13:23:59
Quote from: Rick! on August 03, 2013, 12:14:28
Butt kickin Chilli Mix,No Problem,Pope Garden hose,cheaper than a Bidet  :goodjob2: :goodjob:

Used externally or internally, Rick?  :undecided: :snigger:

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Reply #36: August 03, 2013, 13:28:19
Quote from: rustynutz on August 03, 2013, 13:23:59
Quote from: Rick! on August 03, 2013, 12:14:28
Butt kickin Chilli Mix,No Problem,Pope Garden hose,cheaper than a Bidet  :goodjob2: :goodjob:

Used externally or internally, Rick?  :undecided: :snigger:
Definately externally,could hurt a bit internally especially if you turned the tap on to fast,could blow the crap outta ya mouth  :whistler:
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Reply #37: August 03, 2013, 13:34:42
Quote from: Lakes on July 22, 2013, 22:26:30
i like the maid idea, where did you pick yours up?
hurry up, here is a bargain for you

6000USD only and one of them is fully yours

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Reply #38: August 03, 2013, 13:38:26
Quote from: Rick! on August 03, 2013, 13:28:19
Quote from: rustynutz on August 03, 2013, 13:23:59
Quote from: Rick! on August 03, 2013, 12:14:28
Butt kickin Chilli Mix,No Problem,Pope Garden hose,cheaper than a Bidet  :goodjob2: :goodjob:

Used externally or internally, Rick?  :undecided: :snigger:
Definately externally,could hurt a bit internally especially if you turned the tap on to fast,could blow the crap outta ya mouth  :whistler:

I am sooo tempted to comment but no, I'll bite my tongue.... :snigger:  :rofl:

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Reply #39: August 03, 2013, 13:48:15
Go ON I dare you goo on,goo on  :P
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Reply #40: August 03, 2013, 13:51:56
 :snigger:

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Reply #41: August 03, 2013, 13:59:16
Guaranteed virgin?    :undecided:  :lol:
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Reply #42: August 03, 2013, 14:09:04
I know a doctor....... :snigger:

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Reply #43: August 03, 2013, 14:10:58
I'm a virgin surgeon....  :snigger:

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Reply #44: August 03, 2013, 14:23:46
Quote from: rustynutz on August 03, 2013, 14:10:58
I'm a virgin surgeon....  :snigger:

get many customers in Australia, do you?..... :winker:

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Reply #45: August 03, 2013, 14:27:22
slim pickings these days... :lol:

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Reply #46: August 03, 2013, 14:37:00
might need to take your talents off shore........ :whistler:

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Reply #47: August 04, 2013, 02:33:48
Fat chance.  :D
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Reply #48: August 04, 2013, 02:35:16
Sounds like an unlikely bid, eh? :whistler:
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