Once upon a

The Gonz · **January 22, 2022, 08:56:51**

time there was

Shambles · **Reply #1: January 22, 2022, 09:27:49**

a big fat

The Gonz · **Reply #2: January 22, 2022, 10:04:47**

-consuming organism that

Shambles · **Reply #3: January 22, 2022, 14:57:34**

stumbled across a

Greyhound · **Reply #4: January 22, 2022, 16:19:16**

wishing well

AlanHo · **Reply #5: January 22, 2022, 19:59:31**

and fell in

eye30 · **Reply #6: January 22, 2022, 21:32:21**

Plop, plop, plop.

Shambles · **Reply #7: January 22, 2022, 21:59:33**

but not before...

The Gonz · **Reply #8: January 22, 2022, 22:21:32**

a judge had

Shambles · **Reply #9: January 22, 2022, 22:58:09**

revoked his visa...

The Gonz · **Reply #10: January 23, 2022, 04:42:31**

making the mastercard

josh1990 · **Reply #11: January 23, 2022, 04:49:40**

Decline at the checkout

The Gonz · **Reply #12: January 23, 2022, 06:14:11**

chick's house party

Greyhound · **Reply #13: January 23, 2022, 15:36:13**

around the corner from...

AlanHo · **Reply #14: January 23, 2022, 18:36:25**

the cemetery

josh1990 · **Reply #15: January 23, 2022, 23:32:44**

Is the dead centre of town

eye30 · **Reply #16: January 24, 2022, 09:02:17**

Just as Bruce climbed out of the open grave

The Gonz · **Reply #17: January 24, 2022, 10:37:34**

-digger's car to

Greyhound · **Reply #18: January 24, 2022, 17:34:29**

toppled in, to great laughter from...

eye30 · **Reply #19: January 24, 2022, 18:52:34**

The Gonz

josh1990 · **Reply #20: January 24, 2022, 20:16:51**

farted in surprise

The Gonz · **Reply #21: January 25, 2022, 09:15:43**

, profusely apologising to

Greyhound · **Reply #22: January 25, 2022, 16:07:16**

divert attention from the melting ice...

The Gonz · **Reply #23: January 25, 2022, 22:49:52**

in his G&T

Greyhound · **Reply #24: January 27, 2022, 18:48:25**

...the checkout chick had handed him, before holding her nose and running off

The Gonz · **Reply #25: January 28, 2022, 04:22:34**

to fetch an

AlanHo · **Reply #26: January 28, 2022, 06:33:34**

Handkerchief

josh1990 · **Reply #27: January 28, 2022, 07:52:08**

To blow into

Greyhound · **Reply #28: January 28, 2022, 15:45:36**

the traffic cop's breathaliser

The Gonz · **Reply #29: January 29, 2022, 01:21:18**

or so she thought