[Surferdude]

Mate posted these gems from the first 45 minutes of a business meeting this morning.
I am SO glad I'm retired.

Linearity
Decoupling
Line of sight
Forecasted exit
Stretch target
Marque accounts
Risk team
Heralding of the change
Test of challenge
Refresh cycle
Refresh champion
Refresh deals
Channel enablement
Speeds and feeds
Scorecard tuning
Pooling deal
Speaking circus
Thought leader
Growth on actuals

Feel free to add your pet hates.

[mickd]

I know why only the first 45 minutes, he was asleep at the 46 mark 

Generational change
Moving forward
Worlds best
Can do attitude  (only wanted until something goes wrong )

[Shambles]

Meh, he was just thinking outside the box while reaching for the low hanging fruit...

[beerman]

Green shoots, Single point of truth, Siols of excellence....

[Dazzler]

My main KPI now is if I'm still alive in the morning. 

[beerman]

Thats the ultimate KPI.