Geez! the poor person who had absolutely gotten lucky with a celebrity better steer clear of you two :whistler: :lol:
Looks like Craig hasn't slept! :lol:Not yet, Kamini's in Malaysia so I'm out of my routine :crazy1:
I hate the over use of the word 'absolutely'. So many people start almost every sentence with it,and it is frequently utter nonsence. For example, are you going out tonight?, answer 'absolutely'.Absolutely agree with you.
Geez! the poor person who had absolutely gotten lucky with a celebrity better steer clear of you two :whistler: :lol:
Very good Craig for the middle of the night! :eek:
Think they have grumpy old man's syndrome! :spitty:
So you're not a big fan of this post? :crazy2:
Pet hates
Geez! the poor person who had absolutely gotten lucky with a celebrity cat better steer clear of you two :whistler: :lol:
I have a midlands accent,am happy with that,but I do try to pronounce words correctly. I cringe when I hear things like wiv,wivout I fink, goha instead of got a, there are many more.
So would absolutely be better if gotten the celebrity cat than celebrity Nicaraguan beavers, or whateva :DGeez! the poor person who had absolutely gotten lucky with a celebrity cat better steer clear of you two :whistler: :lol:
I have edited it for you............. :snigger:
I have a midlands accent,am happy with that,but I do try to pronounce words correctly. I cringe when I hear things like wiv,wivout I fink, goha instead of got a, there are many more.
Oh dear, you would be cringing a lot with my London accent. :D
People who call you "mate" when you have never met them before (or mutually dislike each other anyway)Especially with one of our Seven Network channels.
You'd be stuffed down here mate , :lol: :wink:
Absolutely :goodjob2:
Mate - in my case - dickhead might be a more appropriate calling...it is bigger than most, stands tall, has a shiny top surrounded by a fringe of grey hair and can command attention .................. :snigger:
I quite like Lesbians. I enjoy their movies..:rofl: :weneedpics: :D on second thought better not :whistler: :snigger:
Mate - in my case - dickhead might be a more appropriate calling...it is bigger than most, stands tall, has a shiny top surrounded by a fringe of grey hair and can command attention .................. :snigger:
Mate - in my case - dickhead might be a more appropriate calling...it is bigger than most, stands tall, has a shiny top surrounded by a fringe of grey hair and can command attention .................. :snigger:
Misuse of the word GAY is another pet hate. It has always meant happy and cheerful, and is also short for a rather nice name for a girl, namely Gaynor. What on earth is wrong with homosexual or lesbian?
So is Bumram
Are you skyting Al ?
AhhhhhhhhhhhAre you skyting Al ?
Mate - I haven't a clue, like, what you are rabbit ting on about, I would of looked it up in the idiots dictionary like - but I have gotten rather tired like you know. Absolutely.
Mate : Abandon the concept of offside altogether you know. If the defending team don't like defend and allow an opposing forward to become unmarked - tough tits you know. AbsolutelyYou forgot...... you know......,,at the end.......you know.,.......
It's another pet hate of mine - people who are stupid enough to think football is a game and not a commercial scam. Absolutely. :rofl:
I hate it when the media talk about a footballer earning £2500 per week or a company director earning several million pounds a year. No one can possibly be said to earning that kind of money, they may be paid it but definitely don't earn it.Might be easier if you just said what you (don't) dislike. From what I have deduced so far it's limited to attractive young women preferably with large breasts... :whistler:
Might be easier if you just said what you (don't) dislike. From what I have deduced so far it's limited to attractive young women preferably with large breasts... :whistler:
:happydance: :rofl:Might be easier if you just said what you (don't) dislike. From what I have deduced so far it's limited to attractive young women preferably with large breasts... :whistler:
What's wrong with that - we all have pet hates - some of your's are interesting judging by some of your posts - big families for a start....nod nod wink wink............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I hate it when the media talk about a footballer earning £2500 per week or a company director earning several million pounds a year. No one can possibly be said to earning that kind of money, they may be paid it but definitely don't earn it.Might be easier if you just said what you (don't) dislike. From what I have deduced so far it's limited to attractive young women preferably with large breasts... :whistler:
They have to be a nice shape. I don't like huge and floppy. :winker: :winker: :winker: :winker:
I've thought of one! :happydance:
Women who leave the seat down when they go to the toilet.. How inconsiderate! :snigger: :winker:
The lack of toilet paper and the need for manual cleaning is the reason why we were warned to never use our left hand when eating in Arab Company. It is the supreme insult to your Arab host to grab a lump of goat off the carcass with the left hand - because that hand is used for wiping your arse. For some reason it puts the rest of the guests off their meal.... :sicky:
I reckon a survey is in order to find out the percentage of members who use their right or left hand to wipe :snigger:
I reckon a survey is in order to find out the percentage of members who use their right or left hand to wipe :snigger:
I use neither! I use toilet paper! :whistler:
I reckon a survey is in order to find out the percentage of members who use their right or left hand to wipe :snigger:
I use neither! I use toilet paper! :whistler:
Seems we're flush with information now! :confused:Maybe you can answer something that has always puzzled me about toilet paper. A lot of people buy recycled toilet paper, so how do the manufacturers get the used paper clean before they make it into fresh paper?
how do the manufacturers get the used paper clean
I bet he is proud to have a washing powder named after him
its far better than having a forum name that is a flagrant misrepresentation of the truth - and especially when the avatar proves it....................... :TutTut: :yahoo:
I bet he is proud to have a washing powder named after him
This is mostly an English thing,but it peeves me when someone says something is a 'Good bit of Kit' .
Being called hun when being served in a shopEspecially if He is ugly.
I'm starting to think...if we all got together we'd have to all choose our words VERY carefully..... :confused: :whistler:Good point Jeff! Actually I've met over 40 members face to face in every state and territory of Australia and I'm still friendly with most of them. I'd like to think I'd be friendly with all if they were still active.
Never! :crazy1:
I'm proud I could even look at that photo! Not for long, but I did look!
I wouldn't have even been able to look once! :sweating:
My wife was the same as you with arachnophobia - until we went to visit - I think it was Longleat - where there was a small section aimed at kids to handle cuddly animals.
There was a tarantula spider - not quite as big as your hand - which you could have put on your hand or arm. I managed to persuade Libby to have a go which took some doing (and bribing) but she relented. She shut her eyes and they put the spider on her hand which proceeded to walk over to her wrist. She sat there rigid, opened one eye, then the other, shuddered a bit, but then went calm. After what seemed like 5 minutes she was holding her hand up to her face to get a better look at it. She then asked me to take a photo on her phone so she could sent it to friends and family who all knew about her phobia.
Since that day she can pick up a spider without a problem.
Man up and try it.
I think I could manage that one. It is the way the big house spiders run across the floor at about 50 miles an hour that bothers me.
Here are the photos
(https://i.imgur.com/vWHNNO7.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Pbb6GQX.jpg)
My wife was the same as you with arachnophobia - until we went to visit - I think it was Longleat - where there was a small section aimed at kids to handle cuddly animals.Cool :cool: I like creepy crawlies :)
There was a tarantula spider - not quite as big as your hand - which you could have put on your hand or arm. I managed to persuade Libby to have a go which took some doing (and bribing) but she relented. She shut her eyes and they put the spider on her hand which proceeded to walk over to her wrist. She sat there rigid, opened one eye, then the other, shuddered a bit, but then went calm. After what seemed like 5 minutes she was holding her hand up to her face to get a better look at it. She then asked me to take a photo on her phone so she could sent it to friends and family who all knew about her phobia.
Since that day she can pick up a spider without a problem.
Man up and try it.
Here are the photos
(https://i.imgur.com/vWHNNO7.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Pbb6GQX.jpg)
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Today on the radio someone said 'mischeevious' :crazy1:
Add to that:
'nucular' :crazy1:
'ahks' :crazy1:
'brushetta' :crazy1:
'upmost' :crazy1:
'hypurrbolee' :crazy1:
'cashay' :crazy1:
'sherbert' :crazy1:
'artic' :crazy1:
'febyooary' :crazy1:
'chooseday' :crazy1:
'whensday' :crazy1:
'barbituate' :crazy1:
'haitch' :crazy1:
'here comes the calvary' :crazy1:
'card shark' :crazy1:
'chomp at the bit' :crazy1:
'expresso' :crazy1:
'cappuchino' :crazy1:
'fillum' :crazy1:
'for all intensive purposes' :crazy1:
'irregardless' :crazy1:
'lawr and order' :crazy1:
'libary' :crazy1:
'masonary' :crazy1:
'minichur' :crazy1:
'nuptual' :crazy1:
'off-ten' :crazy1:
'ordinance' :crazy1:
'orientate' :crazy1:
'perculate' :crazy1:
'perogative' :crazy1:
'pronounciation' :crazy1:
'snuck' :crazy1:
'tenderhooks' :crazy1:
'verbage' :crazy1:
'zuology' :crazy1:
'could/should/must of' :crazy1:
I have switched my electric blanket onto auto now that the cold weather has arrived.
I too prefer a cold bedroom and we have a window open, if only on the first notch, all the time
I never watch boxing - it's a stupid and dangerous activity that I don't regard as sport.
If they were allowed to fight to the death - that would be another matter - because it would serve the useful purpose of culling some violence from the gene pool.
I hate the way boxers stand and stare at each other at a weigh in. It is childish,how can anyone be impressed by such childishness?It's all part of the psych out theatrics, for 30 million just to step in the ring I'd go with it :)
I never watch boxing - it's a stupid and dangerous activity that I don't regard as sport.Cage fighting is barbaric.
If they were allowed to fight to the death - that would be another matter - because it would serve the useful purpose of culling some violence from the gene pool.
only thing I hate is North Korean hair styles!!
I'm alway's seeing crazy Kim's hair style.
but I'll tell you what I liked, that was turning on the tv and the pensioners singing " when your smiling" . loved that!!
I Hate Jeremy Corbyn.
but I liked...singing " when your smiling" . loved that!!
I don't watch any talent shows, because I HATE the way the audience starts to cheer and whistle as soon as the performer starts. Why don't they wait until the end and then applaud?
I HATE the way the audience starts to cheer and whistle as soon as the performer starts. Why don't they wait until the end and then applaud?
I hate those long expanding dog leads when use on the foot path. I have lost count of the number of times people do not reign it in and let it get wrapped round people legs.And bikes.
Only on footpaths, I used to have one before I became to rickety to ride one. :)I hate those long expanding dog leads when use on the foot path. I have lost count of the number of times people do not reign it in and let it get wrapped round people legs.And bikes.
I have just got home from a trip on the motorway.
I've decided that I hate BMW and Audi drivers using lanes 1 and 2. The bloody motorway was built with a lane specially for them and some of the bastards don't stay in it..... :crazy1:
I hate those long expanding dog leads when use on the foot path. I have lost count of the number of times people do not reign it in and let it get wrapped round people legs.My m8 has aussie terriers, i is alwayz careful with them on a lead, he carries an aresol repelant, he uses on large off leash dogs that try to attack his girls.
I hate Marmite or as Aussies call it Vegemite. YUCK.
Drivers who feel entitled to roll down their windows, enjoy the fresh air, then pollute the environment for everyone in every direction, then finish it off by dumping the butt on the roadway.
:snigger:Drivers who feel entitled to roll down their windows, enjoy the fresh air, then pollute the environment for everyone in every direction, then finish it off by dumping the butt on the roadway.
Hope you're talking about cigarette butt's Gonz :wink:
Drivers who when coming towards you wave to thank you for you having to stop suddenly because they are on your side of the road because they are don't understand the rule if obstruction in their way THEY should giveway!
I hate Marmite or as Aussies call it Vegemite. YUCK.
vegemite is great...... :happydance::whsaid: :yummy:
I hate Marmite or as Aussies call it Vegemite. YUCK.
Aussies call Marmite, marmite and Vegemite is vegemite.....the difference is the marmite is saltier than vegemite and vegemite is great...... :happydance:
I hate Marmite or as Aussies call it Vegemite. YUCK.
Aussies call Marmite, marmite and Vegemite is vegemite.....the difference is the marmite is saltier than vegemite and vegemite is great...... :happydance:
Vegemite :spitty: was Australia's attempt to rip-off New Zealand's superior invention = Marmite. :P BEEEutifool!
Actually Marmite was an English invention in 1902, New Zealand just copied it :wink:I hate Marmite or as Aussies call it Vegemite. YUCK.
Aussies call Marmite, marmite and Vegemite is vegemite.....the difference is the marmite is saltier than vegemite and vegemite is great...... :happydance:
Vegemite :spitty: was Australia's attempt to rip-off New Zealand's superior invention = Marmite. :P BEEEutifool!
Drivers who when coming towards you wave to thank you for you having to stop suddenly because they are on your side of the road because they are don't understand the rule if obstruction in their way THEY should giveway!
Agreed 100%
I hate it when people in shopping car parks cant be bothered to walk a few yards to put their empty shopping trolleys in the appropriate racks. Most times they leave them on a slope so that the slightest bit of wind sends them on a collision course into someones car. Hate it.That's one that really ticks me off :mad:
I hate Marmite or as Aussies call it Vegemite. YUCK.
Aussies call Marmite, marmite and Vegemite is vegemite.....the difference is the marmite is saltier than vegemite and vegemite is great...... :happydance:
Vegemite :spitty: was Australia's attempt to rip-off New Zealand's superior invention = Marmite. :P BEEEutifool!
Get your facts right Gary... :tomato:
It was invented in England and made under licence later in New Zealand..
:link: Marmite - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite)
HERE's a really annoying pet hate of mine:
You open a web page then click the link you want, only for the browser to have instantly moved the page so that you end up clicking a different link :head_butt:
I hate Marmite or as Aussies call it Vegemite. YUCK.
Aussies call Marmite, marmite and Vegemite is vegemite.....the difference is the marmite is saltier than vegemite and vegemite is great...... :happydance:
Vegemite :spitty: was Australia's attempt to rip-off New Zealand's superior invention = Marmite. :P BEEEutifool!
Get your facts right Gary... :tomato:
It was invented in England and made under licence later in New Zealand..
:link: Marmite - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite)
Rubbish!!!!!!!!!!! :Pout: What do you do with anything that comes out of the English Kitchen? Improve it or bury it!
We invented "a modified version produced in New Zealand", that was later ripped off by Australians who were also trying to get our Kiwi Boot polish, 'Chinese Gooseberries' and rugby players :victory:
Fortnight tea
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Blind Bambi
I hate it when blokes flaunt their physique. :snigger:
Quote from: AlanHoI hate it when blokes flaunt their physique. :snigger:
I hate it when they flaunt someone else's physique.
I hate it when blokes flaunt their physique. :snigger:
I hate it when blokes flaunt their physique. :snigger: