Greetings one and all

andsome · **August 26, 2017, 16:48:04**

Hi folks. I am new to this forum. I was invited here by one of the members, who assures me that he is TOP DOG here.

I don't believe that for one minute.

I am not allowed to drive at present on medical grounds, so 'Er indoors has to drive me everywhere in her car. Naturally being a woman shoe moans now and than about it. I will be active mainly in the general section. I like a good joke but if it's a load of corn, expect a big GROAN!!

~ Angel ~ · **Reply #1: August 26, 2017, 16:48:04**

Hi there, andsome

to the forum.

CraigB · **Reply #2: August 26, 2017, 17:00:56**

andsome

Dazzler · **Reply #3: August 26, 2017, 21:46:31**

from the other half of the top dog.. Not sure who is which end (we seem to take it in turns to chew people's ears and wag our tails)

Asterix · **Reply #4: August 26, 2017, 22:23:09**

Hi andsome

Shambles · **Reply #5: August 26, 2017, 23:25:33**

"Top Dog" must be our Lester.

Lester Woofley.

eye30 · **Reply #6: August 26, 2017, 23:38:01**

Welcome

John B · **Reply #7: August 27, 2017, 01:18:35**

Hi andsome &

In regards to the joke comment be prepared to do a lot of groaning

The Gonz · **Reply #8: August 27, 2017, 01:29:33**

i, andsome, i ope you enjoy your abitualising this aven of ilarity.

Dazzler · **Reply #9: August 27, 2017, 03:50:06**

Quote from: The Gonz on August 27, 2017, 01:29:33

i, andsome, i ope you enjoy your abitualising this aven of ilarity.

Groan....

Doggie 1 · **Reply #10: August 27, 2017, 06:24:53**

Quote from: Dazzler on August 26, 2017, 21:46:31

from the other half of the top dog.. Not sure who is which end (we seem to take it in turns to chew people's ears and wag our tails)

andsome.
There's only one top Doggie here.

And @Dazzler I think you're the bit down under....

Dazzler · **Reply #11: August 27, 2017, 08:53:06**

Quote from: Doggie 1 on August 27, 2017, 06:24:53

Quote from: Dazzler on August 26, 2017, 21:46:31
from the other half of the top dog.. Not sure who is which end (we seem to take it in turns to chew people's ears and wag our tails)

andsome.
There's only one top Doggie here.
And @Dazzler I think you're the bit down under....

Well I don't like to brag, but now you mention it!

John B · **Reply #12: August 27, 2017, 10:25:13**

AlanHo · **Reply #13: August 27, 2017, 21:46:57**

Welcome andsome - I hope you enjoy it here and bring with you your sense of humour, diplomacy, modesty and undeniable wisdom.

As you can see, I have a sense of humour too.

mickd · **Reply #14: August 27, 2017, 23:10:39**

C'Day andsome,

Miss Warren · **Reply #15: August 28, 2017, 00:05:43**

I'm getting a warm feeling in my nether regions...

Dazzler · **Reply #16: August 28, 2017, 00:13:22**

Quote from: Miss Warren on August 28, 2017, 00:05:43

I'm getting a warm feeling in my nether regions...

Yeah, I reckon you would make a good couple. Ansome's luck might have changed!

CraigB · **Reply #17: August 28, 2017, 05:13:41**

Quote from: Miss Warren on August 28, 2017, 00:05:43

I'm getting a warm feeling in my nether regions...

Depends will help with that

andsome · **Reply #18: August 28, 2017, 15:28:29**

Quote from: Miss Warren on August 28, 2017, 00:05:43

I'm getting a warm feeling in my nether regions...

Forget it if that is really your photo. So no one seems to know who the top dog is.

wbm00 · **Reply #19: August 28, 2017, 18:09:14**

Welcome andsome, if I'm not mistaken you're the third Midlander on here, joining AlanHo and me (the elite).

CraigB · **Reply #20: August 28, 2017, 18:27:59**

Quote from: andsome on August 28, 2017, 15:28:29

Quote from: Miss Warren on August 28, 2017, 00:05:43
I'm getting a warm feeling in my nether regions...

Forget it if that is really your photo.

Shambles · **Reply #21: August 28, 2017, 18:51:27**

Quote from: andsome on August 28, 2017, 15:28:29

Quote from: Miss Warren on August 28, 2017, 00:05:43
I'm getting a warm feeling in my nether regions...

Forget it if that is really your photo. So no one seems to know who the top dog is.

Oh we know alright... He's informed all the admin & moderators

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andsome · **Reply #22: August 29, 2017, 09:37:50**

Wil the fictitious top dog own up I wonder.

The Gonz · **Reply #23: August 29, 2017, 10:04:23**

Do you feel you're getting a paw response?

Dazzler · **Reply #24: August 29, 2017, 10:31:56**

I think he's trying to remain Alanonymous...

Shambles · **Reply #25: August 29, 2017, 11:09:13**

No ho ho

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andsome · **Reply #26: August 29, 2017, 11:46:42**

Quote from: Dazzler on August 29, 2017, 10:31:56

I think he's trying to remain Alanonymous...

Well done

andsome · **Reply #27: August 29, 2017, 11:47:28**

Quote from: Shambles on August 29, 2017, 11:09:13

No ho ho

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Another one on the mark.

AlanHo · **Reply #28: August 29, 2017, 16:19:37**

I get blamed for most things here andsome - I am one of life's victims.

Shambles · **Reply #29: August 29, 2017, 17:14:46**

Quote from: AlanHo

I get blamed for most things here andsome - I am one of life's victims.

You are a top ~~dog~~ banana here. Learn to take the woof with the smooth.

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