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i20 Seatbelt repair - OMFG- I have to wonder about Darwin's theory

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Offline tw2005

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Ok ladies, I'll try and keep this to the point.

SITREP:

Location Brassall, QLD , Australia

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Sitrep no. 1

Date of issue: 11 Aug 18



1.0 Situation to date

* Son's girlfriend coming over (again!, darn rabbits) with the i20

* seatbelt jammed, her 70 year Old  alco father has it sorted(same fella that adjusted her handbrake to have the car roll into a tree). used belt assembly acquired from wrecker off 2 Door, (this one is a 4 door)

* Girl is freaking out as belt is feeding out of top of pillar doubled over and sitting on her like adodgem car strap.

* No lap sash portion

2.0 Actions to date

* Upon arrival, inspect belt installation, and pass out in shock. Regained conciousness and proceed to swear.

"your father has shit for brains. you are not driving this vehicle"  :argh:


3.0 Actions to be completed

*Remove trims and remove belt assembly, note lower portion of strap not bolted to chassis point. Over sized coach bolt, + 3 washers self tapped into "B:" pillar, barely tight and would immediately tear from vehicle in the slightest accident needless to say likely broken neck.

Disassemble old unit down to major components, clean inspect and reasssemble, check , test, belt now free and serviceable.

Reinstall belt system.







4.0 Issue(s)

* Just because he's your dad, does not make him qualified or a genius.

* Just because it's another i20 2 door belt system is different and does not mean it will fit you moron.

Please refer to this image.







Prepared by: TW2005

Approved by: TW2005 / Global Critic

Date: 11 Aug 18


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Far out... He lost me at the coach bolt!   :head_butt: :head_butt: :head_butt: :crazy1:
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Far out... He lost me at the coach bolt! 
:head_butt: :head_butt: :head_butt: :crazy1:

 I was warned about this, so I read this thread with trepidation.

 :wacko: :wacko: :blubber:

Firstly, well done Gerard, you saved a whole family.  :goodjob2:

I know I spit the dummy at times, but its this kind of  mindlessness that exasperates me.
We all make mistakes but these guys have never had the wit or parental tuition to warn them that there is such a thing as stupidity.
They should be put down!  :twisted:

 :whistler: :rolleyes: I stop while I'm on a roll. BYE

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What a dumb shit :head_butt: I recommend forwarding those details to the father :twisted:
:whistler: he's got a cupboard full of Shotguns. I'll be heading to Perth if I hear they're coming.

Be a good sport and pick us up in the GD :winker:
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What a dumb shit :head_butt: I recommend forwarding those details to the father :twisted:
:whistler: he's got a cupboard full of Shotguns. I'll be heading to Perth if I hear they're coming.

Be a good sport and pick us up in the GD :winker:
What happened to psych evaluations before these people are allowed guns :crazy2:

No problems picking you up mate, you're welcome to hide out here :)


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Unfuckingbelieveable !

3 cheers for tw !!!
Hip hip,
Hip hip,
Hip hip,

Good karma mate  :goodjob2: :goodjob:

Bet the male rabbit thanks you     :lol:
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