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January 16, 2013, 04:15:43
SEX clinic doctors say crab lice are nearly extinct because so many women are getting "Brazilian" bikini waxes.

Women grooming their privates has been hailed as the main reason behind a slow in the spread of the parasitic insects.

Crabs can spread person to person during sexual contact, settling in hair.

In Australia, the lice are almost extinct, with experts saying they haven't treated a case of it since 2008.

Basil Donovan, head of sexual health at the University of New South Wales, said: It used to be extremely common, now it's rarely seen."
 
He added: "Without doubt it's better grooming."


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4742990/brazilian-bikini-waxes-killing-off-crabs.html#ixzz2I6mtQ5jD
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Reply #1: January 16, 2013, 06:14:51
You do come up with some curly ones but upon inspection I can see cracks starting to appear in your argument.
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Reply #2: January 16, 2013, 09:22:38
Sorry, Alan, it's not Brazilians causing a crab shortage.

Smart Aussie blokes always carry a bit of sheep dip when they go hunting. :happydance:
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Reply #3: January 16, 2013, 11:17:53
My new vision of Aussie romance and foreplay - Ok Shiela - get yer kit off - and squat in this bowl of sheep dip........ :faint:
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Reply #4: January 16, 2013, 11:18:56
Quote from: AlanHo on January 16, 2013, 11:17:53
My new vision of Aussie romance and foreplay - Ok Shiela - get yer kit off - and squat in this bowl of sheep dip........ :faint:

And Tasmanians?

Ok Sis - get yer kit off - and squat in this bowl of sheep dip........  :lol:
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Reply #5: January 16, 2013, 11:21:27
Quote from: db08 on January 16, 2013, 11:18:56
Quote from: AlanHo on January 16, 2013, 11:17:53
My new vision of Aussie romance and foreplay - Ok Shiela - get yer kit off - and squat in this bowl of sheep dip........ :faint:

And Tasmanians?

Ok Sis - get yer kit off - and squat in this bowl of sheep dip........  :lol:

That's racist, unnecessary and wrong.

I doubt for one minute that a tassie would be put off by a herd of rapacious crabs in the undergrowth.......... :snigger:
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Reply #6: January 16, 2013, 11:24:30
Before I knew what I brazilian was I got one of my old Girlfriend treated for mange  :whistler: :snigger:
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Reply #7: January 16, 2013, 11:25:48
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"I'll show you I'm Australian if you'll show me your Brazilian."
A very popular pick up line in Australia.
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Reply #8: January 16, 2013, 11:27:03
I'll even show them a map of Tassie if they want...

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Reply #9: January 16, 2013, 11:32:30
Quote from: FatBoy on January 16, 2013, 11:27:03
I'll even show them a map of Tassie if they want...

You have one?  :undecided: :undecided:  :confused: :confused:   :scared: :scared:
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Reply #10: January 16, 2013, 11:33:21
Quote from: db08 on January 16, 2013, 11:32:30
Quote from: FatBoy on January 16, 2013, 11:27:03
I'll even show them a map of Tassie if they want...

You have one?  :undecided: :undecided:  :confused: :confused:   :scared: :scared:

No, but I know a lady that does and she said she is willing to show it to you, for a price...

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Reply #11: January 16, 2013, 11:35:42
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