[Dazzler]

For my sins in a previous life, I am now a self-employed used car dealer.

Somebody has to do it. That kind of explains your profile name! No offence meant.... 

[Doggie 1]

For my sins in a previous life, I am now a self-employed used car dealer.

Was your userid awarded to you at used car dealer's school?   

[Shambles]

Tough room... 

[The Gonz]

  Slime is a used car dealer - sounds self-aware, dunnit?

So pray tell, what were the sins?

[Slime]

Slime is a used car dealer - sounds self-aware, dunnit?

So pray tell, what were the sins?

I have no idea, possibly from a previous life of evil .......................... maybe in a previous incarnation I was Hitler 

[The Gonz]

Well, Adolf, you're very welcome here. We always give the benefit of the doubt until the new member initiation, when the truth is extracted. You must have an expertise and point of view all of your own to contribute as a slimedealer.

[Vivalazuzu]

I work in Technical Support for Hills. I support Security Alarm panels and CCTV Equipment. Prior this job i worked as a Pokie Technician

[Dazzler]

I work in Technical Support for Hills. I support Security Alarm panels and CCTV Equipment. Prior this job i worked as a Pokie Technician

Interesting jobs! 

Trying to fix a pokie would be a bit of a lottery!

[Vivalazuzu]

Haha! Well actually not really. The pokies did not make us rich. It made us realize how many people spend thier inheritance or retirement money on these. The only way i made money ($60) was when the old machines get traded out for the new ones and we strip all the parts out including the coin hopper. This my friend usually had money stuck in the bottom because the big clubs had no reason to worry about couple of dollars .

[Dazzler]

Great story! 

[blakeclayton12]

McDonalds Department Manager (almost store manager 

[The Gonz]

I'm lovin' it.

[Nonamesleft]

I wipe butts, listen to dad jokes, put up with mind games watch some amazing adult tantrums and avoid being ran over by wheelchairs all day long.... my job is awesome! 

[CraigB]

I wipe butts, listen to dad jokes, put up with mind games watch some amazing adult tantrums and avoid being ran over by wheelchairs all day long.... my job is awesome! 

Now you'll be attracting attention from the older men on the forum  

[zehros]

I'm a professional vampyre  Everything to do with blood (Human!) from major haemorrhages, transfusions and testing. I also train Nurses and Theatre staff. Hi everyone 

[Slime]

I'm a professional vampyre  Everything to do with blood (Human!) from major haemorrhages, transfusions and testing. I also train Nurses and Theatre staff. Hi everyone 

Does that make you a phlebotomist ........................... or did I just make that word up?

[Surferdude]

I wipe butts, listen to dad jokes, put up with mind games watch some amazing adult tantrums and avoid being ran over by wheelchairs all day long.... my job is awesome! 

Now you'll be attracting attention from the older men on the forum  

I was going to suggest it soun ded just like any normal day on the 130 forums.

[Dazzler]

I wipe butts, listen to dad jokes, put up with mind games watch some amazing adult tantrums and avoid being ran over by wheelchairs all day long.... my job is awesome! 

First off I assumed you were a stay at home mum, but worked it out when I read the rest ( LOL at Craig and Trevor)

[Dazzler]

I'm a professional vampyre  Everything to do with blood (Human!) from major haemorrhages, transfusions and testing. I also train Nurses and Theatre staff. Hi everyone 

Sounds like a very onerous job...

[The Gonz]

I can see both a negative and a positive side to that profession.
And sometimes good to be positive, sometimes to be negative.

[neptune]

I wipe butts, listen to dad jokes, put up with mind games watch some amazing adult tantrums and avoid being ran over by wheelchairs all day long.... my job is awesome! 

First off I assumed you were a stay at home mum, but worked it out when I read the rest ( LOL at Craig and Trevor)

Just maybe , he is a nurse......

[The Gonz]

Who's the he, Neppy? Do try to keep up.

[neptune]

Who's the he, Neppy? Do try to keep up.

Being around men tooooo often, forgot there is another species out there........

[Doggie 1]

I wipe butts, listen to dad jokes, put up with mind games watch some amazing adult tantrums and avoid being ran over by wheelchairs all day long.... my job is awesome! 

Now you'll be attracting attention from the older men on the forum  

You seem attracted, @CraigB

[CraigB]

I wipe butts, listen to dad jokes, put up with mind games watch some amazing adult tantrums and avoid being ran over by wheelchairs all day long.... my job is awesome! 

Now you'll be attracting attention from the older men on the forum  

You seem attracted, @CraigB

I'm only a nipper, and I can still wipe my own butt thankyou

[Nonamesleft]

I wipe butts, listen to dad jokes, put up with mind games watch some amazing adult tantrums and avoid being ran over by wheelchairs all day long.... my job is awesome! 

First off I assumed you were a stay at home mum, but worked it out when I read the rest ( LOL at Craig and Trevor)

Just maybe , he is a nurse......

Close.... I work in disability and mental health, that should explain my sense of humour (and maybe why I fit in here yes, cheeky I kno lol)

And yes, I am of the female species

[Doggie 1]

Disabilities, mental health issues, er, let me see...............
Yep.
Welcome to the asylum.
I think we all have some of those in one way or another.   

[neptune]

Disabilities, mental health issues, er, let me see...............
Yep.
Welcome to the asylum.
I think we all have some of those in one way or another.   

Strange..... ... the only one I can place is a guy who drives P76"s.....

[The Gonz]

Disabilities, mental health issues, er, let me see...............
Yep.
Welcome to the asylum.
I think we all have some of those in one way or another.   

Strange..... ... the only one I can place is a guy who drives P76"s.....

Proof positive!

[Nonamesleft]

.....oh dear, what have I started