[eye30]

Sarah Lester who lives alone, first called 999 to report man banging on her door

But it was a policeman who rebuked her for parking on the kerb earlier that day

Lester said she 'froze with terror' thinking one of her children had been injured

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6736141/Pensioner-66-woken-1-30am-policeman-told-shouldnt-parked-kerb.html

[Dazzler]

That's bloody crazy Lester!

Who has a name like Lester for a surname! 

Oh hang on, that's not the crazy bit!