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12 +1 Clean Christmas Funnies
« December 12, 2015, 05:59:18 »

    Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
    You can see right through them.

    What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
    A palm tree.

    What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? 

    What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

    On which side do chickens have most feathers?
    On the outside.

    What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
    A chew chew train.

    What's furry and minty?
    A polo bear.

    What's big, grey and wear glass slippers?

    How do snails keep their shells shiny?
    They use snail varnish.

    What must you know to be an auctioneer? 

    Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
    It blew away.

    What is the vampire's favourite song?
    Fangs for the memory.

    What do you get if Santa comes down your chimney when the fire is ablaze?
    Crisp Kringle.

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Re: 12 +1 Clean Christmas Funnies
« Reply #1 : December 13, 2015, 19:47:37 »
Pure GOLD old son. :goodjob:
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