Author Topic: Top Ten Cracker Jokes For You To Groan At  (Read 409 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

  • *
  • HOS BOSS
  • Posts: 25,037
  • england England
    Wirral
  • Wirral, UK. - 1.4 Petrol Active - Aqua Blue
Top Ten Cracker Jokes For You To Groan At
« December 12, 2015, 06:06:35 »

What we find is that everyone groans eight and laughs at two of these ten.  The strange thing is everyone has a different pair that they chuckle at.

    What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
    He gets it toad away.

    What do you call a crazy golfer?
    A crack put.

    What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
    A nervous wreck.

    What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
    Auld Fang Syne.

    What is black and white and noisy?
    A zebra with a drum kit.

    What's the fastest thing in water?
    A motor pike.

    What lies in a pram and wobbles?
    A jelly baby.

    What do you call a blind dinosaur?
    A doyouthinkhesawus.

    What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
    An alarm cluck.

    Where are the Andes?
    On the end of the armies.


  • 1.4 Petrol Active       I'm no expert, so please correct me if I'm wrong

  • *
  • Geriatric Teenager
  • Posts: 19,313
  • england England
    Solihull, UK
  • KIA Niro 2 1.6 Petrol Hybrid
Re: Top Ten Cracker Jokes For You To Groan At
« Reply #1 : December 12, 2015, 06:25:42 »
Some of those raised a titter................... :rofl: :rofl:
  • 2017 KIA Niro 2 1.6 petrol Hybrid

  • *
  • Posts: 6,109
  • england England
    Manchester City centre
  • Curmudgeon
Re: Top Ten Cracker Jokes For You To Groan At
« Reply #2 : December 12, 2015, 06:29:42 »
That reminds me of the gag about the 'little titter' who ran round the court.

I won't repeat it cos I don't wanna spend Christmas in the cooler   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: