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Hilarious Christmas Riddles
« December 12, 2015, 06:12:52 »

    How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
    Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear. 


    Who's the bane of Santa's life?
    The elf and safety officer. 


    A French Cat, Un Deux Trois, and an English cat, One Two Three, went for a swimming race round a lake. Who won?
    One Two Thee, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque.

 
    Why did the turkey cross the road?
    Are you kidding?  It's Christmas - he should run a mile. 

  And finally
   
    What do you call a man who's been diagnosed with attention deficit disorder?
    These are good crackers, aren't they?  Who bought these?


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Re: Hilarious Christmas Riddles
« Reply #1 : December 12, 2015, 06:24:26 »
I don't think I will repeat those at Christmas lunch................... :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Hilarious Christmas Riddles
« Reply #2 : December 12, 2015, 07:10:40 »
The Captain Kirk one was originally Davy Crockett.
Left,
right
and
Wild Front ear.
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Re: Hilarious Christmas Riddles
« Reply #3 : December 12, 2015, 18:32:11 »
I'm not admitting that I laughed at a couple of those..
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Re: Hilarious Christmas Riddles
« Reply #4 : December 12, 2015, 19:19:50 »
Yeah, that wild front ear - a-maize-ing!  :whistler:
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