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New year's eve lecture
« December 28, 2017, 09:24:32 »
On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his i30 in the car park and walked home.

As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.

‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.

‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Daniel.

‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.

‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.



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Re: New year's eve lecture
« Reply #1 : December 28, 2017, 15:02:05 »
Old and predictable but still laughworthy.  :goodjob:
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Re: New year's eve lecture
« Reply #2 : December 28, 2017, 16:47:32 »
Some people here would prefer it to be a lecher story
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